GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked li